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Wow. What a question. Is Sex Necessary? Obviously when you love sex it is definitely by all means necessary. But why the question? Perhaps I am destined to find the answers right here, right now. Dare to read on? Of course you do…you pervert.

Having sex is, well, pleasurable and fun. Sometimes people sees it as a good exercise, just like playing a game of tennis or badminton with your good buddy in the backyard. Just don’t engage in sex with your good buddy if they’re not from the opposite gender. Then again, it can be done. But not for me…eww. But I don’t mind watching 2 girls having it together in my bedroom though. Then it will be a good threesome.  

Back to the story. Having sex frequently like multiple times a week (or multiple times a day) has its advantages and benefits. Okay, maybe multiple times per day is a bit too much. But within a week of good passionate sex will improve some of the body functions.

Improved sense of smell: After sex, production of the hormone prolactin surges. This in turn causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons in the brain’s olfactory bulb, its smell center. Try not to lite up a cigarette after sex. The smell will become too overwhelmed for some.

Reduced risk of heart disease: Like I said earlier, sex is very similar to exercise. Therefore, it can reduce the risk of heart disease. By having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half. I don’t know about women. Maybe it will reduce too if they start to “work” harder in bed, know what I mean?

Weight loss, overall fitness: Again, sex is exercise, exercise is sex. A vigorous humping burns some 200 calories, about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a game of tennis. The pulse rate in a person who is aroused, rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150, the same as that of an athlete putting forth maximum effort. Hence the heavy breathing down one’s back. Uh…that doesn’t sound right.

Reduced depression: Some people drink, some take drugs, and people like me have sex to clear of any depressions. There are some other explaination of why it reduces depression. This is mainly for women. Sexually active female whose male partners did not use condoms were less subject to depression than those whose partners did. One theory of causality: Prostoglandin, a hormone found only in semen, may be absorbed in the female genital tract, thus modulating female hormones. But for us guys, the more pounding we give, the less depression we got. Period!

Pain-relief: Who cares about Panadol now? Have sex la. Here’s why. Immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin surge to five times their normal level. This in turn releases endorphins, which alleviate the pain of everything from headache to arthritis to even migraine. In women, sex also prompts production of estrogen, which can reduce the pain of PMS. Any ladies who are in pain right now, call me. Uh….I’m not talking about PMS pain okay. I don’t like to mess with girls who are having PMS. Except for one girl, who gets really horny when she’s having her period. You know who you are.

Less-frequent colds and flu: True. Happened to me once. I was having a nose block due to cold and it was all gone after a good round of sex. Individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30% higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system.

Better teeth: What? You asked me what? Teeth? Yes, that’s correct. Teeth. Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay. So ladies, if you’re thinking of NOT taking the cum in your mouth, it would be such a waste to lose all that zinc and calcium. No wonder I saw in some porn movies that the girls have nice set of white teeth. Hmmm.

Well, those are some of the benefits that we can get during and after sex. To me, the main benefit of sex is simply, pleasure.

Back to the question. Is sex necessary? If you’re lazy to work, lazy to exercise, never think of getting involve in any sports, overweight or just plain lazybum. Then the answer is definitely yes. That if you can ever get lucky. If you do get lucky, don’t let your partner do all the work. That’s just sad man.